little jokes
<P>1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 </P><P> </P>
<P>2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ </P>
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<P>3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 </P>
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<P>4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </P>
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<P>5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 </P>
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<P>6． you me you me 彼此彼此 </P>
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<P>7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </P>
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<P>8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… </P>
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<P>9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 </P>
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<P>10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ </P>
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<P>11． American Chinese not enough 美中不足 </P>
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<P>12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 </P>
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<P>13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 </P>
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<P>14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 </P>
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<P>15． 小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry four? 小明：I am sorry five! </P>
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<P>16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条</P> 这些中国式英语不宜贴在《英语学习》版上，以免误导初学英语的网友。并且这些笑话笑爱也已经贴过。 ～chinglish nigga~
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